Sunday, January 2, 2011

Men...!

If I dress nicely, he says I', a snob. If I dress sexy, he says I'ma slut. If I argue with him, he says I'm stubborn. If I'm quiet, he says I'm stupid. If I call him, he says I'm needy and clingy. If he calls me, he says Ishould be grateful. If I don't make love to him, he'll say I don't love him. If I do, he'll say I'm so easy. If I tell him my problems, he'll say I am irritating. If I don't, he'll say I don't trust him. If I lecture him, he'll say I'm bitchy. If he lectures me, it's because he "cares". If I break a promise, I can't be trusted. If he breaks it, he had to. If I lie , he'll expect it to be over. If he lies, he expects to be given another chance either way...



...and the list goes on and on...


Men...!

Saturday, January 1, 2011

Love or hate...?

You love me, then you hate me. You show me a sensitive side, then you turn into a total asshole. Is this a pretty accurate description of our relationship?